Geoffrey Arend Would Like You to Know He Gets to Kiss Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks’ husband Geoffrey Arend—known throughout the male world as the most inexplicably lucky man on the planet—stands nervously besides Hendricks on the red carpet as she’s interviewed. When asked how he’s doing, he explains his frustration with these events, because Hendricks is perfectly coiffed and made up, and he says he’s not allowed to kiss her for hours, lest he smudge the exquisite tableau.
“And she’s so kissable!” he says, frustrated, shaking his hands in the air.
The message to the world, unambiguously, is, “I get to kiss Christina Hendricks.”