Dear Katy Perry, Thanks for Trying, But Also No Thanks!
If you will allow me to be honest for a moment, may I just say that I am perhaps not the world's biggest Katy Perry
fan? I mean, props to her and her eight gazillion #1 singles
, but something about her is just so... banal. And her recent performance at the iHeartRadio Music Festival
, from whence this photo came, did nothing to alter my opinion. However, that said, today's winning captions have begun to bring me around on Miss Perry. A little, anyway.
"This is how it's done Miley!!!" - Ken
"Xena meets Minnie Mouse meets School Girl." - Heidi
"Oops I did it again...The uncut version" - Diamond
"When I jump rope, men have fits. I've got a butterface, but real nice t*ts!"
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