Rihanna’s Turn-Ons Include Dollar Bills, Twerkin’, and Bad Wigs
When it comes to twerking and stripper imagery, we’ll take Rihanna’s “Pour It Up” video over anything Miley Cyrus does any day of the week. (Except Sunday, the Lord’s Day. There’s no twerkin’ on the Lord’s Day.) When it comes to caption contests, we’ll take today’s batch of winners over all of the money (dollar bills, stuffed in a g-string) and jewels in the world.
“The government is closed….still got my money” – Renee
“I lick money, not sledgehammers.” – Michelle
“Miley Cyrus may have the longer tongue but I got more money.” – Shaley
“You know, I’ve always wondered what money taste like… Yup it taste like success suckers” – Rachel
Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!