Can’t Read My, Can’t Read My, No He Can’t Read-a My Purse-a Face!

By: Matt Russoniello / October 10, 2013

The title of this post was deliberately crafted to infuriate both Britney Spears and Lady Gaga fans, because I believe in killing two pop stars with one troll. If my mixing up of the two biggest pop stars in the world didn’t enrage you, then maybe the straight-up terribleness of the title did. Either way: mission accomplished. Soothe your pain by checking out today’s winning captions.

“It’s sniffney bitch!” – Melanie

“peek a boo it’s britney bitch!” – Tony

“if my purse is infront of my face they cant see me. im shielded 360″ – Meeghan

“Talk to the purse. Maybe it’ll talk back.” – Jenny

“If I can’t see them they can’t see me right?” – Amy

”I cannot look at my reflection anymore today! Handbag blindness it is” – Anna

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!