Here’s Everything the Cast of ‘The Hills’ Did This Weekend In Case You Were Wondering
Two engagements, a wedding and Jen Bunney. It was a busy weekend for the former cast-members of The Hills. Here is a quick round-up.
The once and forever LC was engaged to be married this weekend. Her fiancé is William Tell, Swiss folk hero and expert marksman. In making the announcement, Conrad promised more wedding content on her lifestyle website because what’s life if it can’t be monetized?
Older sister to Heidi, Holly Montag is also gettin’ herself hitched. Montag’s parents had to sell some of Spencer Pratt’s crystals, but they were finally able to raise enough dowry to betroth their eldest daughter. Thus far Montag’s fiancé has only been identified as “Richie” so allow me to wildly speculate that Holly Montag is engaged to be married to either the lead guitarist for Bon Jovi or a precocious blonde child with a vast fortune.
This weekend Kristin told a Chicago television station that she and her husband Jay Cutler are “doing all the necessary things to get pregnant.” So, Kristin and Jay are holed up in a Volvo on a bluff somewhere.
Heidi Montag and Stephen Colletti
Heidi and Stephen were both feeling congratulatory:
@LaurenConrad Congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy you found true love! I pray you have a long, happy, blessed marriage! xoxo!
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) October 13, 2013
— Stephen Colletti (@StephenColletti) October 13, 2013
Jen Bunney was alive somewhere. Doing something. Probably stealing someone’s boyfriend. Who cares.