Local News Found a Unique Way to Cover Mike Myers’ Baby Announcement

Once again, Conan O’Brien’s humiliating local news anchors and their unoriginal copy. This time it’s over Mike Myers’ announcement that he and his wife are expecting a second child.

Perhaps local news producers all opted for the same obvious pun because they were busy focusing on other, more important news like the effects of the government shutdown or a giant asteroid that could kill us all in 2032. Wait, this is local news, so, probably not.