Kate Middleton and Those Gams
One Christmas, my sister asked Santa for “skinny legs in jeans.” At the time, I thought she was out of her mind, as holiday wish lists were strictly limited to material items, such as Pokemon and 90210 sleeping bags.
Instead of comparing ourselves to Her Royal Highness, let us celebrate her lithe figure and those pipe cleaners, both of which will one day rule over the United Kingdom.
And Carole Middleton – Great job. Not only did you raise your daughter to aim high in the dating game, you bestowed upon her the greatest gift a mother could give: A fantastic metabolism.