Martha Stewart Didn’t Crack a Smile as Glinda the Good Witch

Yesterday, Martha Stewart brought her magazine cover to life at Barker Hanger in Santa Monica.

The lifestyle giant dressed up as Glinda the Good Witch at Hub Network’s First Annual Halloween party, twirling around in a cloud of pink tulle without once flashing a smile.

Her crown was made of amber, as was her wand, and each child inside the sweatshop Halloween party was forced to create the perfect candy apple without any caramel drips.

I’m joking.  It was chocolate sauce.