What Are the First Things You Notice in This Photo of Kelly Osbourne?

THE ANSWER IS KELLY OSBOURNE’S NAILS, YOU SICKOS! If you answered correctly, you may proceed and enjoy today’s winning captions. If you did not answer correctly, you may still proceed. This is the internet; I can’t stop you from clicking things, OK?

“What do you mean you ran out of milk?!” – Nazila

“Bloody wankers turned my hair grey again.” – Hillary

“Help!!!! My boobs are about to explode!!!” – Kristine

“I understood what my dad just said!!!” – Kayla

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