Joan Rivers Welcomes Orlando Bloom to the Neighborhood

Today, Joan Rivers took a page from yesteryear and welcomed her “new” neighbor the old-fashioned way:

“Excited to welcome Orlando Bloom to my NYC neighborhood!,” Rivers tweeted.  “No cup of sugar – I brought him a full cake.”

Curiosity got the better of bystanders and paparazzi, who surrounded Rivers like a pack of hungry seagulls.

Last Friday, Bloom and his wife of three years, Miranda Kerr announced their separation.  In fact, the couple had been living apart for three months before making it public.

I’m not certain if Bloom moved to Rivers’ Upper East Side neighborhood following his separation, or if Rivers only just realized that they are neighbors because of the media circus.

I’m going to go with the latter.