Charlie Sheen’s Epic Week In Tweets

If we all know a little something about Charlie Sheen it’s that he isn’t one to mince his words.

So this week when news surfaced yet again of the ongoing drama in the bitter custody battle with his drug-embattled ex Brooke Mueller (that’s gotten so bad even Sheen’s other ex Denise Richards won’t take care of their little hellion twins), the actor decided to share his thoughts on the matter with the rest of the world.

Only this time, warlocks aside, from Mueller, the L.A. County Department of Children Services to the judge, no one was spared.

It all started Nov. 1 when the Anger Management star described his Halloween costume and why it was the appropriate get-up: “last night was awesoem! [sic]. I went as an officer from DCFS (child protection srvc) because that’s about as sane as these inept and retarded doosh bags seem when dealing with my sons bob and max,” he wrote on Twitter.

“it’s an abhorrent d**k dance that has NOTHING to do protecting any child. instead they are swayed by the evil and pathetic über loser whore that calls herself Brooke. there will be a reckoning. there will be a whirlwind, that they will all reap while desperate begging for my forgiveness. you’ve all been warned.”

While Sheen gave his fingers a rest for a few days, he was back in signature sonnet-like form Nov. 4:

And Nov. 5 was Mueller’s birthday — over couple months late, BTW — but who’s counting. Her thoughtful ex-husband didn’t want her to celebrate without blowing out the candles on a belated b-day cake.

Sheen’s week in social media madness ended on a high note Friday:

“so lemme see if I got this straight. my twin boys are now in harms way and in grave danger. being ‘raised’ by a gaggle of incompetent and lascivious
marionettes all ruled and fooled by an adderol snorting husk called Brooke,” he said.

“and guess what CPS and ‘I’m Italian’ judge anus-brain, you may have gagged me temporarily, but mark my unspoken words, anything happens to my boys, and you will know get to know me, know who I truly am, a loving father. tag – I’m it.”

Luckily for Sheen, who did violate the court’s gag order in the case with his “unspoken words”, Judge “anus-brain” decided not to hold him in contempt and Mueller didn’t want him thrown behind bars, according to TMZ.

Yes, we know what you’re thinking, this time Sheen truly is… winning.