Charlie Sheen Falls for 'Satire' News Story, Pens Strange Apology Poem to Rob Ford
Apparently even Charlie Sheen himself was confused by the story, and today posted a poem apologizing to Ford on Twitter.
dear Mayor Rob Ford, the only truth or correct reporting in today's repulsive story regarding my alleged comments about you, is the accurate spelling of your great city. your personal life is and never would be, any of my business. I'm sorry for any grief this may have caused. if I can be of any assistance in any capacity in this media cesspool, please accept the noble offer of my steady hand and compassionate heart. respectfully, charlie sheen.Surely Ford is pleased to count 9/11 truther and Kids' Choice Award nominee Charlie Sheen among his supporters.