Russell Crowe Gets Biblical in the ‘Noah’ Trailer

Paramount has released the first trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, which is sure to be required viewing at all parochial schools forever. The movie stars Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Emma Watson and Anthony Hopkins as your favorite characters from Vacation Bible School.

It’s supposed to come out in March, but there are reports that Aronofsky and Paramount are clashing over edits the studio is requesting be made to the movie. Paramount, of course, has flat-out denied this report, but the truth probably lies somewhere in the middle.