Rock, Paper, Scissors: Sounds Like Another Wild Outfit Idea for Lady Gaga

By: Matt Russoniello / November 15, 2013

Lady Gaga‘s got a giant pair of scissors, so I issue this “RUN AWAY, YOU FOOLS!” warning to the following individuals: Perez Hilton, Madonna, Azealia Banks, former choreographer Laurieann Gibson, former boyfriend Lüc Carl, and former celebrity Christina Aguilera. Unfortunately, given that I was a bit delayed in issuing my warning, Mother Monster already had her way with Jennifer Lawrence. Please console yourselves with today’s winning captions.

“Hello audience i will now cut all of your clothes off to make an outfit out of it!!!” – Abigail

“Circumcision anyone?” – Neal

“Im a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life is plastic, its fantastic, you can cut my hair, undress me everywhere” – Stacey

“yes it´s true..I cut Miley´s hair …” – Kerstin

“A Cut Above The Rest” – Robin

“some people have big dreams… GAGA has big scissors” – Matthew

“help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered” – April

“Where is Miley im sick and tired of here tongue!!!!!!!” – Tannya

“Come at me Perez!” – Storme

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