Jesse Tyler Ferguson Does Not Get a Rose

Funny or Die imagined what it would be like if ABC were to launch a gay Bachelor series, and they were pretty spot on.

George Takei hosted The First Gay Bachelor, in which fellas were cast to vie for Jesse Tyler Ferguson’s affection.

But it wasn’t to be, for the contestants treated their temporary home like a Fire Island retreat, getting to know one another over champagne and completely ignoring Ferguson.

Some were trial lawyers, one was a former member of *N Sync, and none wanted anything to do with the bachelor.