Andy Cohen Had Lady Gaga’s Pee Made Into a Perfume

By: Gabrielle Chung / November 20, 2013

Yes, you read that headline correctly.

While appearing on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon this week, Bravo star Andy Cohen revealed he once had Lady Gaga’s urine made into a perfume after he caught the “Applause” songstress peeing in the green room of his talk show, Watch What Happens Live.

“So [Lady Gaga] peed in a trash can in her dressing room,” he recalled of the mother Monster’s latest visit to his set. “It’s a long story, but she did. She said on her way out, ‘Look, I couldn’t get my way to the bathroom, I’m sorry’ — she’s a superstar, she’s Lady Gaga, she can pee wherever she wants as far as I’m concerned. And so I said to our PAs, ‘You guys, we gotta do something with Gaga’s pee. That’s a pop culture artifact. We could bottle that up and put it somewhere in the clubhouse.'”

He continued, “I have a PA named Ryan and he emailed me and goes, ‘Look, Gaga’s pee is going to go toxic.’ Not because it’s Gaga’s pee, but just pee goes toxic, apparently. But he found a recipe online where you can make it into something else using alcohol and stuff. He made it into perfume. So, we have it in a pretty bottle. I know, it’s kind of gross, but that is a pop culture artifact, if you ask me. That is going to be worth something.”

Um, sure. I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the fact that Gaga pulled a Justin Bieber or that pee perfume actually exists in the world.