The Birth of TomAura?

Barbara DeFranco | November 27, 2013 - 12:30 pm

It’s been a little more than a year since the death of TomKat, so I guess it’s about time people started speculating on who might fill the role of Tom Cruise’s future bride. Well, according to Grazia magazine, there just might be a solid contender: Orange is the New Black actress Laura Prepon. And, yep, we totally LOL-ed too.

According to The Independent (via British mag Grazia), Tom and Laura have been on a few dates and the 51-year old megastar is reportedly “smitten” with the 33-year old actress. Oh, and did we mention that Prepon is a fellow Scientologist? That’s convenient because fast forward a few years from now when the TomAura couple (yes? no? Taura?) are celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary, and Tom won’t have to worry that Laura will attempt to escape The Church’s clutches by moving to New York with their son Xenu. Score!

Supposedly, the couple have enjoyed brunch together and bonded over their shared love of auditing – okay, we made that last part up. But seriously, the “source” told Grazia: “Tom has known Laura for a few years now and they are all in the same social group that includes John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston. He’s always been fascinated by her and, since seeing her in Orange Is the New Black, that has turned into an attraction. So he bit the bullet and asked her out.”

We’re skeptical to say the least, but what a match made in L. Ron Hubbard’s version of heaven!