There Is NO WAY That Harry Styles Took Kendall Jenner to a New York City

Amongst all the half-truths and outright lies written about celebrities online on any given day, there is one report out today that’s extra bullshitty, The cream of the crap, if you will. That report comes from Us Weekly, which claims that Harry Styles, physically one-fifth but personality-wise 100% of One Direction, took Kendall Jenner to Therapy, a gay bar in New York City’s Hell’s Kitchen neighborhood.

The magazine writes:

The same day that the One Direction singer, 19, and model/reality star, 18, were spotting leaving the Ganservoort Hotel in the Meatpacking District together, the pair resurfaced at Therapy with a few other pals, and “didn’t make a huge deal about it,” the source tells Us. Saturday’s theme at Therapy was “Gays Gone Wild,” with other bargoers dancing up a storm to pop hits. Alas, Styles, Jenner et al, however, didn’t hit the dance floor, the source notes.

Keep in mind that Styles was busy Saturday night, performing on Saturday Night Live.

The most obvious reason that this report is untrue is that there are no pictures. Anywhere. There’s nothing on Twitter. Nothing on the bar’s Facebook page. Styles and Jenner are both very recognizable public figures and, had they been at the bar, someone most definitely would have gotten a picture and shared it online. Especially at Therapy, whose young-skewing clientele is certainly familiar with at least one of the two.

Us’ tipster goes even further, saying, “Harry has actually been her[e] a few times before.” And yet there has never been a photo of him at the bar.

Celebuzz reached out to a representative for Therapy, who says there’s no truth to the story. “One manager working says he thinks it’s a hoax. The manager who was working that night says he doesn’t think they were here. Harry tends to stand out in a crowd and Kendall is strikingly gorgeous and he said he didn’t remember any girls like that.”