Miley Cyrus Twerks on Santa Claus: The Jokes Practically Write Themselves

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I saw Miley twerkin’ Santa Claus

Underneath that crying cat last night

Somebody should record that Miley Cyrus Christmas parody song! Guaranteed viral hit. YOU’RE WELCOME, INTERNET! Also, I lied: the jokes didn’t write themselves. You wrote them, and you deserve credit. Check ’em out after the jump.

“besides ‘you’re a ho ho ho?'” – Deidre

“Twerkin on the North pole” – Stephanie

“Santas pole, Miley’s hole!!!” – Jennifer

“She should ask Santa for an ass for Christmas!!” – Michelle

“Here comes Santa Claus ,Here comes Santa Claus right down mileys leg ” – Jayson

“Santa let me ride your sleigh tonight!! ” – Brandy

“Deck ya balls with a bum from miley tra la la la la, la la la la” – Amanda

“”merry christmas and a herpes new year!” – Danielle

“Hey Santa!! Is that a candycane or are u just happy to see me!!” – Candy

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