Mariah Carey’s New Single, “Always Be My Baby” (Remix) Featuring Barack Obama

All I want for Christmas is more Mariah Carey in my life. And more inappropriate Barack Obama selfies. And more amazing captions like the ones submitted for this photo. (Read ‘em after the jump.)  And a partridge in a pear tree!

“Meet your REAL daddy!” – Angel

“don’t touch me or michelle will get jealous” – Perla

“It’s OK ..The rich don’t have to take Obama care.” – Melissa

“Stranger danger!! Haha” – Laurie

“You might own cannons but your no Nick Cannon” – Owen

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!