Presenting the New Spokeswoman for Vaseline: Beyoncé

By: Matt Russoniello / December 16, 2013

“Pretty Hurts,” according to Beyoncé, but she makes the pain look so good. Speaking of so-good-it-hurts, check out today’s winning captions.

“bow down or ima take ma grill out and start slappin some b¡#*+s” – Savannah

“Damn it J…..I set these waxing appointments up and he never goes….this pullin hairs out my teeth is getting old!!!” – Anne

“‘Cause if you like it, You should’ve put Vaseline on it! ” – Cynthia

“I got to go to the Dentist to get a check up (on it)” – Melissa

“Can somebody get me a toothpick please?” – Temmy

” If You not whitening, u are yellowing” – Orsolya

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

H/T: The Frisky