Prince Harry Is a “Big Hairy Fat Ginger”

Transcripts from News of The Worlds phone hacking scandal show not only that voice messages from Prince William to Kate Middleton were listened to by editors, but also those left on Prince Harry’s phone.

According to the Daily Mail, court records reveal that William pranked his brother with a 2006 voice mail, pretending to be Harry’s then-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy.

Hi it’s Chelsy here,” William joked.  “I just want to say I miss you so much, and I think you’re the most – best looking ginger I’ve ever seen.

“Although you really are quite ugly for a ginger, I hope you’re having a lovely time, I really miss you.

“It’s lovely out here in Africa and hopefully I’ll see you very soon, you big hairy fat ginger, anyway, speak to you later.”

Harry is not a fat hairy ginger.  Harry is a strapping young lad who reached the south pole and looks dashing with a beard!