Prince Harry Is a "Big Hairy Fat Ginger"
According to the Daily Mail, court records reveal that William pranked his brother with a 2006 voice mail, pretending to be Harry's then-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy.
"Hi it's Chelsy here," William joked. "I just want to say I miss you so much, and I think you're the most - best looking ginger I've ever seen.
"Although you really are quite ugly for a ginger, I hope you're having a lovely time, I really miss you.
"It's lovely out here in Africa and hopefully I'll see you very soon, you big hairy fat ginger, anyway, speak to you later."
Harry is not a fat hairy ginger. Harry is a strapping young lad who reached the south pole and looks dashing with a beard!