Can’t Read Her, Can’t Read Her, No You Can’t Read-a Lady Gaga’s Pizza Face

By: Matt Russoniello / December 20, 2013

Your pizza does not impress Lady Gaga. We’re talking about a woman who wears meat; traditional food is just so beneath her. She is impressed, however, by today’s winning captions:

“This is the start of a really bad porn” – Samantha

“you cant have my heart and you DARN RIGHT CANT HAVE MY PIZZA!!!” – Avinash

“The Grinch in drag” – Sandra

“Thinking about wearing this pizza later” – Krystal

“It’s not delivery, it’s DeGaga!” – Kyle

“Yes! I actually was the first choice to play the joker before Heath!” – Gloria

you can’t have my flannel, you can’t use my hair dye, but do what u want with my pizza, do what u want with my pizza” – Meghan

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!