Leave it to Howard Stern to go untraditional when it comes to the traditional.
The shock jock lives up to his moniker by going as Santa’s little helper for his Christmas card, but he’s not your ordinary elf.
The America’s Got Talent judge donned a black wig, heels, stockings and a sexy fur-trimmed shoulder-baring dress and matching hat to sit on Santa’s lap. And if he… we mean she… looks familiar, behind St. Nick’s white beard is actually Stern’s wife, Beth Otrosky.
But the Sterns ditched the blush, lipstick, mascara and Santa outfit (but kept the festive hats!) for a jolly good laugh over their silly snapshot: “Peace and love,” the couple wrote on Twitter.
In a much more conventional take on the celebrity card, Sean “P.Diddy” Combs is giving the Kardashians a run for their money.
The music mogul and his dapper brood of six donned glam get-ups atop a white staircase for their turn in front of the camera.
Dressed in their best black tuxes and dresses, the proud papa posed alongside his stepson Quincy, 22; sons Justin, 20 and Christian, 15; twin daughters D’Lila and Jessie, 7; and daughter Chance, 7.
“Big thank you to @NickSaglimbeni for our Christmas card,” Combs tweeted. “Happy Holidays from the Combs Family!”