More Details From Gisele Bundchen’s Life to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

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Because it’s the new year and she doesn’t want you thinking you can resolution yourself into becoming as lovely as she is, Gisele Bundchen gave yet another self-important interview about her fabulous life and all that it encompasses.

First of all, she won’t watch football unless her husband, Tom Brady is playing.

At night if my husband is watching TV and watching football, I have my little book and I put something in my ears so I don’t hear it and I put my light (on) and have my book and I’m like, `Ohhh.'” Bundchen told the Associated Press.  “He’s feeding his soul and that’s important to him to watch football. I only want to watch if I’m watching him.”

And before you start assuming that Brady is all man with no room for cuddly stuff, think again.

“He’s very loving and it’s a wonderful thing. In our house we are very affectionate,” the mom-of-two revealed. “I think it’s very important for the boys to know that it’s OK to hug and to kiss and you’re not less than a man.”

Oh yes, and she doesn’t own a brush because GIFTED MODEL GENES, YE PLEBS.

“In my job you have to remember people are brushing my hair every day. You have to remember the last thing I want (on a day off) is a brush in my hair!”

What a lark!  Yesterday, Bundchen gave the interwebs something new to bitch about when a photo of her riding an ATV while holding her infant daughter, Vivienne went viral.

Bundchen’s rep told ABC News that her client was “on a private beach driving very, very slowly.”