I Might Marry Myself Just So I Can Wear One of These Elie Saab Gowns

Dudes, please pay mind to Elie Saab’s Spring/Summer 2014 show today at Haute Couture Fashion Week.   If you don’t spot one of his looks at the Oscars on March 2nd, you may see it walking the aisle at some trust fund baby’s wedding this summer.

I compared notes with The Frisky, who plucked looks from Stephane Rolland, Atelier Versace and Dior this week with Oscars in mind.  Expect to see Jennifer Lawrence in Dior, but be prepared for some surprises.

Lastly, let’s pray for poof.