So, This Is Where Justin Bieber Is Hiding Out After His Arrest

This place sure beats a jail cell any day.

Justin Bieber may have been sobbing during his stint in the slammer, but at least now he can wipe his tears with 1,500 thread count sheets.

And it’s only costing him $5,000 a night!

Biebs has reportedly kept himself under the radar after his DUI arrest by holing himself up at Miami’s famous Orchid House mansion, which Celebuzz has learned, is available for rent for about $76,000 a month (or for a real celeb steal — $2,500 to $5,000 a night! Yep, that about $210 bucks an hour.)

And because the pop star needs to keep a low pro for now, he’ll have plenty of space in these decadent digs to do just that and still keep himself amused — considering it’s a hotel that moonlights as a mansion.

The over 8,000 square foot South Beach pad is actually 3 separate buildings that overlook a palatial heated swimming pool.

The listing describes it as “VIP’S BEST KEPT SECRET!” But the jig is up, considering dozens of Beliebers have been camping out all night just to get a glimpse of their hero.

While under a self-imposed house arrest the 19-year-old won’t have to lift one manicured finger. The place comes with maid service and he’ll be able to get some peace and quiet from looky-loos and the paps in his choice of 5 luxe bedrooms.

And these are no ordinary suites. This place was designed by the same architect who built Versace’s Miami beachfront manse. So you know what that means — super swanky.

Biebs and his homies can hang out in the 2,500-square-foot tropical courtyard, with two secluded outdoor living areas featuring a bar and lounge chairs (although we recommend it’s probably a good idea to stay away from the bar.)

The troubled teen idol can also take his mind off his legal woes by kicking back in the billiards room, get a spa treatment, watch a flick in the 96″-screen home theater/media room, throw a party in the huge dining room, kick his feet up in the steam room, or just take in the ancient Italian-inspired ambience.

BFFs Lil Za and Khalil can even crash in the guesthouse and there’s four extra parking spaces for their red Ferrari and yellow Lamborghini. (Scratch that, those were impounded by the cops.)

Guess JB will just have to take advantage of the chauffeured driven car or yacht rental that’s avail on speed dial.

Turns out it’s still good to be Biebs.

Go inside his Miami digs in the CB! gallery above.