Buttcats: The New Designer Pets Created Especially for Celebrities Like Ian Somerhalder

By: Matt Russoniello / January 27, 2014

Regular cats are old news! The new news is BUTTCATS! But being a lowly non-celeb, you probably can’t afford one single buttcat. Someone like Ian Somerhalder, though, can probably afford, like, six buttcats! #LifestylesOfTheRichAndFamous #Cats #Buttcats #Butts #IanSomerhaldersButt #TodaysWinningCaptions:

“Something’s fishy!?!” – Franke

“I smell a rat.” – Paulline

“This is a cat asstrophy.” – Patty

“‘HERE KITTY, KITTY…. I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!!’ (AND THEN….poof (farts) the kitty is gone) A magic trick in the making…” – Christine

“A little lickin before the stickin!!!!!!!” – Lindsey

“It’s not nice when u see your cat doing crack!!!” – Rhonda

“I will guard your most important asset while you work.” – April

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