Rihanna Is a Very Literal Lap Dancer
Look, you and I both know that people would still shell out a pretty penny or two to watch Rihanna give a lap dance, even if it only entailed Rihanna watching her own lap dance. You’d also shell out a pretty penny to read today’s winning captions, but the good news is that you don’t have to!
“I’m so rich I can just party in my robe! Who needs clothes?!?!” – Natasha
“Dam. Where’d my tits go?” – Alyce
“The hell am I wearin’?” – Victoria
“Shit, I forgot my bra again! Need to lay off the drinking!” – Lucia
“Pour it up, pour it up. Watch my dress fall down.” – Zoureena
“Wouldn’t you looovee to peel this banana???” – Rashida
“Ride it with my SURFBOARTTT!” – I’Am
“Aww man, a mustard stain!” – Samantha
Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!