Someone Drew a Hairy Penis on Harry Styles’ Car

One Direction Bromance
The boys of One Direction sure love to pal around.
Hooligans who have no regard for vintage cars have gone and drawn a massive penis on Harry Styles’ 1970s Ford Capri.


Styles purchased the car last year for $13,000, according to the Daily Mail and had himself a time zipping around London.

These days, the car sits in a garage collecting dust (obviously) and letting the air go out of its tires.  Meanwhile, Styles is having himself a fine time running around with other, sparklier automobiles.

Go get your car, dude.  It’s covered in d*cks and vulgar nonsense.

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