Someone Drew a Hairy Penis on Harry Styles' Car
Hooligans who have no regard for vintage cars have gone and drawn a massive penis on Harry Styles' 1970s Ford Capri.
Styles purchased the car last year for $13,000, according to the Daily Mail and had himself a time zipping around London.
These days, the car sits in a garage collecting dust (obviously) and letting the air go out of its tires. Meanwhile, Styles is having himself a fine time running around with other, sparklier automobiles.
Go get your car, dude. It's covered in d*cks and vulgar nonsense.