Someone Drew a Hairy Penis on Harry Styles’ Car

By: Kelly Lynch / January 30, 2014

One Direction Bromance
The boys of One Direction sure love to pal around.
Hooligans who have no regard for vintage cars have gone and drawn a massive penis on Harry Styles‘ 1970s Ford Capri.

Rude.

Styles purchased the car last year for $13,000, according to the Daily Mail and had himself a time zipping around London.

These days, the car sits in a garage collecting dust (obviously) and letting the air go out of its tires.  Meanwhile, Styles is having himself a fine time running around with other, sparklier automobiles.

Go get your car, dude.  It’s covered in d*cks and vulgar nonsense.