Hot New Couple Alert: Michael Sheen and Sarah Silverman

He stars on a show about unlocking the secrets to the female orgasm and she once wrote a song about staying in on a Friday night and masturbating, so, I guess it’s as good a match as any. Michael Sheen and Sarah Silverman are dating.

I can’t tell you where or how they met except to say that this is Hollywood and there are a lot of weird parties with weird crowds. I can tell you one thing they like to do together, though, which is make out at Soho House, which is exactly what they were spotted doing earlier this month. Us Weekly reports that the couple was first spotted together at his birthday party, which they attended together.

Sheen was married to Kate Beckinsale from 1995 to 2003. He has also dated Rachel McAdams and VH1 Morning Buzz host Carrie Keagan, making his type “human woman.” Silverman previously dated Jimmy Kimmel, making her type “men less attractive than she is.” So the two are perfectly matched. Oh! I just remembered another thing they have in common: he’s from England and she’s from New England! Okay, it’s a stretch.

Anyway, a big old mazel to these two. Let’s hope it lasts longer than Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco.