Khloe Kardashian Cries Favoritism and "Breasty" Instagrams on Judge Lately
Last night, Khloe Kardashian took mom Kris Jenner to TV court, claiming favoritism and arguing for a spot ahead of sister Kourtney in Jenner's good graces.
Judge Chelsea Handler and her lace peter pan collar presided over the hearing on Chelsea Lately, preparing for an argument that would resolve absolutely nothing.
"But second? I mean, Kourtney's like watching paint dry. I don't really get what I have to do to win a little attention here or there."
"I agree with you. I think Kourtney is like watching paint dry," the host said. "I mean, she's no dynamo."
Another grievance had to do with Jenner's sexy Instagrams.
"My mom constantly tries to outdo me on social media by posting these ridiculous, hot, steamy, breasty pictures of herself in bikinis, with like glam, and hair, and body chains," Khloe complained.
"Body chains?" Jenner , who was admittedly a good sport during the whole skit. "What are you talking about?"
Then Handler held up this photo.