Today’s Winning Katy Perry Captions Are Coming At You Like a Dark Horse

This is a public service announcement reminding you that Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” video premieres later today and that, after the jump, you will find today’s winning captions. So basically, it’s Unofficial Queen Katy Day. Bow down. “Oh hell no, this dude better not sneeze on me right now!” – Brie

“oh. my. god. becky. look. at. her. butt.” – Megan

“No I am not dating the 7 dwarfs, I’m just staying with them for awhile!” – Diane

“Betty boop was not accustomed to the paparazzi.” – Sara

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!