Plane Travel Is a Garbage Farce Unless You’re Kim Kardashian

Upon arriving in Vienna, Kim Kardashian, North West, and Kris Jenner were presented with lovely flowers. (After my last flight, I was greeted with nothing more than a stained suitcase that had clearly been rifled through because of freedom.) I have no flowers to give you for arriving here, my friends, but I do have today’s winning captions.

“Oh, please keep those flowers away from baby North, she’s allergic to non designer paraphernalia!!!” – Jessica

“North West went South East” – Brittney

“Welcome to the East, North! I believe Mr. West couldn’t make it!” – Siddarth

“Thank you for naming your baby after our air lines!! We appreciate you still flying with us! Flowers for nori!” – Yvette

3 generation’s of beautiful ladies” – Melissa

“Are these diamond encrusted flowers? No? Take them back” – Pruzy

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