2014 Razzie Award Winners

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Before a single Oscar statue can be handed out in Hollywood tonight, we need to take a second to honor last years worse on-screen performances.

Thankfully for us, the 34th Annual Razzie Awards were last night and there were plenty of Golden Raspberries for everyone.

Even though none of the nominees actually showed up – Sandra Bullock famously accepted her Raspberry for All About Steve in 2009 – the ceremony went off without a hitch at IgnitedSpaces in Los Angeles.

Movie 43 and After Earth took top honors with 3 awards each, with the former winning Worst Picture. Other “honorees” included The Lone Ranger, A Madea Christmas, and Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor.

And weirdly enough, Grown Ups 2 came into the ceremony with nine nominations, but failed to take home a single statue.

Check out the full list of “winners” below:

Worst Picture:

  • After Earth
  • Grown Ups 2
  • The Lone Ranger
  • Movie 43 – Winner

Worst Actor:;

  • Jonny Depp in The Lone Ranger
  • Ashton Kutcher in Jobs
  • Adam Sandler in Grown Ups 2
  • Jaden Smith in After Earth – Winner
  • Sylvester Stallone in Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match

Worst Actress:

  • Tyler Perry in A Madea Christmas – Winner
  • Halle Berry in The Call and Movie 43
  • Selena Gomez in Getaway
  • Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons
  • Naomi Watts in Diana and Movie 43

Worst Supporting Actor:

  • Will Smith in After Earth – Winner
  • Chris Brown in Battle of the Year
  • Larry the Cable Guy in A Madea Christmas
  • Taylor Lautner in Grown Ups 2
  • Nick Swardson in Grown Ups 2 and A Haunted House

Worst Supporting Actress:

  • Kim Kardashian in Tyler Perry’s Temptation – Winner
  • Salma Hayek in The Big Wedding
  • Lady Gaga in Machete Kills
  • Lindsay Lohan in InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5

Worst Screen Combo:

  • Jaden Smith & Will Smith in After Earth – Winner
  • The entire cast of Grown Ups 2
  • The entire cast of Movie 43
  • Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in Scary Movie 5
  • Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or that worn out wig and dress in A Madea Christmas

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel:

  • The Lone Ranger – Winner
  • Grown Ups 2
  • The Hangover Part III
  • Scary Movie 5
  • The Smurfs 2

Worst Director:

  • The 13 people who directed Movie 43 – Winner
  • Dennis Dugan for Grown Ups 2
  • Tyler Perry for A Madea Christmas and Temptation
  • M. Night Shyamalan for After Earth
  • Gore Verbinski for The Lone Ranger

Worst Screenplay:

  • Movie 43 (written by 19 “Screenwriters”) – Winner
  • After Earth (written by M. Night Shyamalan, Gary Whitta, and Will Smith)
  • Grown Ups 2 (written by Adam Sandler, Tim Herlihy and Fred Wolf)
  • The Lone Ranger (written by 6 “Screenwriters”)
  • A Madea Christmas (written by Tyler Perry)