Martha Stewart's Sex Tips and 5 Other Things We Learned During Her Reddit AMA
These are the Rules According to Martha™ and it's all the etiquette you'll ever need. On her main nemesis, truffle oil:
I think truffle oil is one of the few ingredients that doesn't belong in anyone's kitchen. It is ruinous of most recipes.And her sidekick, Snoop Dogg:
I wish I were closer friends with Snoop Dogg.Of course, Martha also dispensed some sex tips.
Always take a bath before and after.And when she was asked a follow-up about sex in the bath:
That's good too, and don't forget to brush your teeth.What about prison, Martha? Did you have a nickname?
I think I did, but I can't remember.Martha was then asked about the proper way to clean a dildo. The following exchange has since been deleted from the thread, but it's screencapped over at the Frisky.
Martha: What's a dildo?Martha also revealed herself to be an Ellen Oscar selfie truther:
Redditor: Ask Barbara Walters! (It's a toy used for self pleasure. And you are a MASTER at dodging the question.)
Martha: Barbara and I have better things to talk about.
Redditor: I'm sure you do and I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall. Thanks again about being a good sport about a fellow Barnard alumna carrying your homemaking advice tradition on!
Martha: Congratulations on the success of your book. When I get my first dildo I'll look up some information.
Oh, by the way, a question of everyone: Do you really believe Ellen took that selfie with her Samsung? Seemed like a lot of people in one little picture from such a short distance!