Meet John Mayer (A.K.A. ‘The Bachelor’ Whisperer)
Like a true single person, the singer recently resorted to watching reality shows about dating
while presumably downing a bottle of Pinot Grigio and a tub of Chunky Monkey. Mayer, who broke up with on-again, off-again girlfriend Katy Perry last month, even gone as so far to dissect The Bachelor‘s epically cringe-worthy finale, in which this season’s lead “hunk” turned out to be more of a douchebag.
Posting a photo of a guide on reading people’s facial emotions, Mayer wrote:
Thinking about Juan Pablo led me back to this book on my shelf called Unmasking The Face. (I like super dense esoterica),” Bachelor fan Mayer, 36, explained on Instagram Wednesday, March 12. “The book refers to itself as a “guide to recognizing emotions and facial expressions.” Turns out Juan Pablo was showing figure 28, contempt with some disgust, with a sadness brow featured in figure 60 (not pictured.)
Of course, Mayer was referring to Galavis’ lack of commitment to winner Nikki Ferrell, whom he has yet to propose to (or declare his love for). Given Mayer’s track record of being quite the womanizer, maybe the guy has a point.