Madonna’s Purim Was Better Than Yours
How was your Purim? Here’s hoping you got wine drunk during Seudat and attended the most fantastic Megillah dance party this side of Tel Aviv.
Did you enjoy any hamantaschen? I certainly hope that you did. And I hope that it was strawberry or apricot-filled and not poppy seed-filled because everyone knows that poppy seed-filled hamantaschen is the absolute worst.
And how was your costume? Was your couples’ Meryl Davis-Charlie White costume were well received? Or perhaps you went the more ironic route and dressed as a nun? Or did you simply stay home eating hamantaschen and tell everyone you were the missing plane? (Too soon.) Well if you went as Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, you are probably Madonna, the Queen of Pop. Because that was her Purim costume.
Who knew she was still doing that Kabbalah thing?
Oh, and Bar Rafaeli went as a tiger.
Chag Purim Sameach!