Khloé Kardashian Addresses her Camel Toe Problem

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Is your crotch hungry, girl? 'Cus it's eating your pants!

Khloé Kardashian has finally figured out how to deal with the widely renown issue of the always mortifying camel toe.

But first thing's first...

Khloé wants you to know that her kamel camel toe is truly just a gift from her to you. "That's just what God gave me!" She exclaimed in an interview with ITN while promoting the Kardashian Kollection.

However, the reality star has finally figured out how to control the issue.  "I've learned my lesson a million times.  I wear Spanx now so I don't get a camel toe!"

And how did she learn her lesson? Well, this isn't the first time this topic of conversation has come up.  In a September episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney called her out on it, saying, "We've all had camel toe moments, but Khloé lets the camel be shown."

Khloé blames Kris Jenner for passing down the trait, responding, "It is what it is. I have a big p**sy.  I can't control it."

And like the good momager she is, Kris tells her daughter not to let the other sisters make fun of her. "They're not the p**sy police!"

And there you have it! If you're not an officer of the p**sy police, you shouldn't have anything to say.

But just for shits and giggles... Let's kick it back to the "Camel Toe" song as a good reminder of how terrible these things can be:

 

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