Hot Photo of Jared Leto’s Snake

Was that title misleading? You didn’t come here hoping to see something other than a photo of Jared Leto playing with a fake snake, right? Hahahaha, penises. Sorry to disappoint, but let me make it up to you with today’s winning captions.

“I don’t always yell at snakes… but when I do, they yell back.” – Karissa

“This is the last time I’m going to tell you this! My ass is not a cave you can call home!!!!#!;#!! $ !” – Benjamin

“And Iiiiiiiiiiiii, I will always love youuuu” – Christina

“My-anaconda-don’t-want-none-unless-you-got-buns-hun.” – Joe

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

Image Source: @JaredLeto