Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Donatello are Back in the First Trailer for 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'
First off, gone is the initially-planned alien backstory. These turtles were seemingly created in a lab by a pair of entrepreneurs. But isn't it kind of silly to think that, given the resources to create any sort of crime-fighting hero they wanted, two rich white dudes would build four hormonal, pizza-obsessed sewer turtles? And that leads to the second point: where is the pizza?! There isn't a single frame of pizza in this entire trailer which has a decidedly darker vibe than the cartoon ever did.