Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie, But They Move in Mysterious Ways

Is there a word or phrase like “mixed metaphor” that applies to writing titles for blog posts on celebrity news sites? ‘Cuz what I did up there, see, was start out with a Shakira reference, but I ended up in U2 territory. Quite a trajectory. Makes little to no sense, but guess what? No one cares! No one comes here for me; they come for today’s winning captions.

“My back don’t lie” – Jewell

“It ain’t gonna lick itself” – Wesley

“How low can you go???” – Jeannie

“The MATRIX…Latina style!’ – L Stephon

“Oh baby when you bend like this. .” – Shana

Wer’e meant to BEND together …..” – Jessie

“suck my cockiness…lick my persuasion.” – Tribornee

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