Seth Rogen on Zac Efron: ‘His Whole Body is Like a Giant Arrow That Points to His D–k’

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Seth Rogen wants the world to know just how sexy he finds Zac Efron.

While promoting his new film Neighbors on Conan Tuesday night, Rogen couldn’t help but describe Efron’s chiseled abs, toned arms and undeniable sexiness…

“My first instinct was there’s something wrong with him, honestly, because he has so many bumps sticking out of his body,” the 31-year-old actor described his 26-year-old Neighbors co-star.  “My body is like one big bump, and his is like 87 different little bumps that come together…In the movie I make a joke: it’s like his whole body is a giant arrow that points to his d*ck.”

(Come on, you know you agree…)

In fact, Rogen was so drawn to his shirtless body that they had to make some changes to the script.  “We had to keep writing into the scene that I like touched his body because I would just look at it and want to just reach out and touch it, as though it was a mirage of some sort,” Rogen recounted.  “He’s the sexiest motherf*cker alive!”

But Efron definitely had to work to earn that title! Rogen explained how his sexy co-star would workout between takes to give him energy make his muscles “pop out more.” (I’m sure that’s not quite how Zac described it, but you get what he’s saying).

And his body is just another facet of what all the ladies love about him… Which might explain how they react when they see him.

“They make a noise I’ve literally never heard before in my life.  You could give me three hours with a woman and I couldn’t make her make that noise,” Rogen described to Conan O’Brien.  “It’s like a weird ‘uhh!’  It’s a noise I’ve literally never heard before.  I think it’s coming from people’s private parts out there mouth!”

ANNDDD ON THAT NOTE… Feel free to watch the entire interview in all it’s hilariousness by launching the video above.