— Miranda Kerr (@MirandaKerr) April 7, 2014
There was a moment where driving a jeep Cherokee and blasting rage against the machine made you the coolest…
— Pete Wentz (@petewentz) April 7, 2014
regarding @GameOfThrones i am like way crushing on OBERYN!!!!!!!! who’s with me?!!!!
— Margaret Cho (@margaretcho) April 7, 2014
I wonder if this is a popular candy pic.twitter.com/ux08tmSYjG
— Jamie Kennedy (@JamieKennedy) April 7, 2014
ATMs should require you to pass a breathalyzer before you can make a withdrawal after midnight.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) April 7, 2014
If “girls just wanna have fun”, they should stop spending three hours getting ready every morning.
— Jennette McCurdy (@jennettemccurdy) April 7, 2014
James Franco hit on an underage girl on Instagram. What a clever way to get yourself in Woody Allen’s next film.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) April 7, 2014