Snooki Gives JWoww Pregnancy Advice on Farting and Blisters

TMI comes with the territory when you’re talking to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni “JWoww” Farley.

And they’ve never been more revealing, especially now that Snooki is coaching her BFF through her first pregnancy. And, you know what that means — imparting her sage parenting advice even when it comes to the side effects, like gas and thigh irritation.

“She was just in Mexico so she’s starting to get a little rubbing in the thighs. I told her in the summer that happened to me and I would get these little small blisters from them rubbing together,” Snooki told Celebuzz at the MTV Movie Awards at L.A.’s Nokia Theatre Sunday.

“Nobody tells you about that!” added JWoww, who’s expecting a baby girl with fiancé Roger Mathews.

“All the gas problems — you can’t control that! I farted in front in front of Roger and I was like ‘whoa!’ He’s laughing his ass off, I’m mortified.”

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Snooki, who’s pregnant with baby No. 2 and already has her “little meatball”, 19-month-old Lorenzo at home, knows the feeling all too well.

“It’s so embarrassing because you think it’s silent then it’s ‘bahh!’ You’re like, ‘I can’t help it, I’m pregnant it happens!’” she said, laughing.

But flatulence aside, the 27-year-old MTV star is grateful Snooki, 26, is helping her through the last few months before her daughter is due in July.

“I love that she tells me everything, but I also just hate the process. I’m like ‘Can’t she just be here right now?’” JWoww said.

“And she still has three months to go! I feel so bad for her!” Snooki added, with a comforting smile.

So while JWoww is already decorating her nursery with hues of pink, Snooki isn’t quite ready for girlie onesies just yet.

“She’s telling me I’m having a girl,” Snooki said of her bestie’s prediction.

“Karma’s a bitch!” laughed JWoww.

“I’ll find out in two weeks, but I’m not ready for a girl. She’ll be just like me! We’re evil. They’re going to be just like us. I would like another boy, it’s just easier,” Snooki confessed.

And stress-free, means no wedding planning for JWoww. But even with a baby on the way, Snooki is determined to walk down the aisle with fiance Jionni LaValle, even if it means cinching her into the dress.

“Mine is not even an option at this point,” JWoww revealed. “I want to see how long it takes to get my body back and adjusted with being a mom with three dogs.”

“She’s superwoman,” she added of Snooki.

“I’m going to have my baby and then a month later we’ll get married,” she said. “It’s going to be crazy and a little insane. That’s why I’m working out the whole time, and as long as my arms look good I can squeeze into the dress. I don’t care. I don’t mind if I don’t breathe.”

“Tie that shit back,” JWoww added in support.

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.