Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard Have a Portrait of Brad Pitt Above Their Bed

At the end of the road, on their deathbeds, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell will be able to track their relationship as a series of Ellen segments involving sloth surprises and sweetly divulged marital secrets. Take, for instance, the latest divulgence which is that the couple has a picture of Brad Pitt hanging in their bedroom.

Allow me to explain how this all came to pass. Earlier this week, Shepard was on Ellen where he spent his entire segment discussing his obsession with all things Brad Pitt. At the end, Ellen DeGeneres gave Shepard a framed picture of the two of them from Brad’s Legends of the Fall era which has been scientifically proven to be Pitt’s best era. Sorry, I’ll stop editorializing, watch the clip:

Friday, Bell was on Ellen, where they discussed the events earlier that week. Shepard was, according to Bell, very excited about the picture. So much so that he put it in their bedroom, above their bed. She brought photographic evidence.

“He has already put it up, and it is in the boudoir,” Bell told DeGeneres. “It’s resting on the headboard above our bed.”

Stay tuned for the next installment of “Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell’s home life as dictated by Ellen segments.”