50 Cent Is Just Like You, He Can’t Throw a Baseball
Listen, don’t tell him I said this because he could beat me up with just his pinky finger, but 50 Cent is not very good at throwing a baseball. How do I know this? Well I have video proof.
At last night’s New York Mets game, 50 threw out the first pitch. And while things start out alright, the ball ends up not in the catcher’s mitt, but somewhere between first and home base.
Hey did you know that 50 Cent is left-handed? I did not either.
Anyway, of course this is all very embarrassing but let’s remember that it’s not nearly as bad as Mariah Carey’s which remains the worst, but most endearing, first pitch ever thrown.