Breaking News Alert: Angelina Jolie Has an Eyelash, Giuliana Rancic's Gonna Get It For Her

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Many have talked about the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but who among us devotes energy to discussing the also-important Sisterhood of the Fallen Eyelash? Thank you, Angelina Jolie and Giuliana Rancic, for bringing this issue to the forefront of America and sisterhood and our collective mind machines. And thank you for today's winning captions.

"Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It's never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!" - Star Mars

"Smell my finger!" - Jennifer

" no, no angiee that little girl already has a mom" - Elene

"No no Angelina... I'm the skinniest bitch here!" - Nancy

"Hold up princess I wasn't done talking" - Jessica 

"If ive told you once ive told you twice, a rubber dress will land you #1 on fashion police" - Tearia

"BOOP!" - Brie

"May I touch perfection ??" - Cathy

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It's never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!

 

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