On Tuesday, the new mom paid a visit to the Late Show with David Letterman and shared details on her first Mother’s Day with little Otis.
Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.
“I had the image of the picnic and the child, everything would be so lovely,” she said. “There would be flowers, and the baby would be cooing and I would be the glorious mother.”
“Instead, we were sweating and angry, and hungry — hangry. Everyone had to pee,” the 30-year-old actress quipped.
Wilde says at one point she “dropped to the ground” and started to shake. Then her new son surprised her with something we’ll let Wilde describe herself.
Watch the hilarious clip, above.