Jennifer Lopez, Actress A.K.A. Singer A.K.A. Dancer A.K.A. Hand Model

By: Matt Russoniello / June 20, 2014

Jennifer Lopezs hands are small, I know, but they’re not yours, they are her own. And she does a lot with those hands! She is the ultimate multi-hyphenate! A.K.A. is, indeed, the perfect album title for this particular Queen. And speaking of perfection, let’s take a look at today’s winning captions, a.k.a. hilarious a.k.a. the most hilarious things I’ve read all day:

“Praise The Lord Im Officially Single.” – Dan

“Why didnt I marry Ben?????!!!!!” – Roxana

“As beautiful and sexy as I am WHY CAN’T I KEEP A MAN?” – Nicky

“Omg these rings are so tight on my fingers it makes my ass swell up!!” – Natalie

“i still have space for another wedding ring.” – Jenipher

“Turn down for whaaaaat?!!!!” – Angelica

“Maaaaaaaaaaa, the meatloaf!” – Tiffany

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook Page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday. It’s never too late to add a caption, so do so in the comments!